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Time until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time)

29		days
714		hours
42854		minutes
2571271		seconds

Alternative version

It is 29 days, 18 hours, 14 minutes, 31 seconds
until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time)

Can you believe it?! ONE month until I get to marry the love of my life! I am so excited! This month is going to be crazy, but so worth it! I am ready to start my life out as a Mrs. :D

It's Funny 'Cause...

That is what Will says before EVERYTHING.

It makes me laugh every time.

Here are some things he said today that I thought were funny:

"When grandmas are old they get wrinkly"

(Somehow this came up in conversation as we were eating marshmallows)

"It makes your face whiter." *rubbing marshmallow over face*

"I make a lot of trouble, huh?"

"ALL food is good for  you in the morning, except Pizza"

(IDK where he got that from.)

Me: Does it hurt?
Will: No, I just don't like the way it feels.

(I, yes I, pulled out Will's front tooth today! it was awesome, he didn't cry or scream, or anything. I have been trying to pull it out for a week... every time he would let me try, he would just let me, no fighting or anything, but. We FINALLY got it out.)

And the Countdown Continues...

2.7 Million Seconds until I am a Mrs. :)

It's getting CLOSE!

What a Goofball.

...That is what I have been saying a lot this past week.

Will said some pretty funny things this week, here are a few that I remembered!

(Will has been really into teeth lately, he is about to lose one!)

Will: "When I was a baby, I had two teeth that looked like alligator teeth."

Will: We have these plants that when a butterfly lands on it, it traps it. But a few hours later it let's it go. It has to suck the pollen out.

(I think he has a few facts mixed up into one)

Will: "It was funny. On the highway the other day, I saw a kid not wearing his seatbelt. and he was sticking his head out the window and he was slobbering."

Me: "Wouldn't that be a dog?"

Will. "Nope. It was a human."

Will: "I had a snail for 20 years. and a ladybug for 1 year."

(P.S. He is 6)

Will: "I sang really loud to a plant at school and it grew 4 inches!"

Will: "So my dad sent me a present. This shirt!" *points to his new shirt*

Me: Why?

Will: "Because I am losing my tooth."

Me: ?

Will: "Yeah, it's cause it's my first top one."

(I never got new clothes for almost losing a tooth... MMMMOM!)

His sister was saying something while he was trying to talk so he told her this:

Will: "Zip it. Lock it. Put it in your pocket. and lock it."

He is a riot!

Best Honeymoon Ever.

Okay, maybe not for everyone, but for us, it's going to be GREAT!

Instead of us spending hundreds or even thousands of dollars for a honeymoon,

we decided to save that money, and do something cooler!

Ya know, it can go towards a home, or like rent, or savings.

Whatever.

We are actually really lucky, because I don't have to work at all the first week in August, and Colton is getting paid time off! We have awesome jobs!

But of course we HAVE to do something fun!

Yeah?

So hear this!

Instead of a vacation we are going to do this:

July30: Get Married and stay in a hotel :)

July 31: Go to Lagoon

August 1: Go to the Zoo and go through presents

August 2: Go to the Aquarium and the Tracy Aviary

August 3: Park City - Shopping and Alpine Slides

August 4: Swimming, somewhere fun!

August 5: Bowling and Drive-in movie

August 6: Go on a Hike and to a Fancy-Schmancy dinner

August 7: Go fishing.

*Itinerary is subject to change*

Sounds fun, eh? I am super excited!

And the Countdown Continues...

Time until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time)

39		days
955		hours
57320		minutes
3439256		seconds

Alternative version

It is 39 days, 19 hours, 20 minutes, 56 seconds
until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time)

Funnies.

I watched Will this weekend.

He seriously is hilarious. Here are some of our conversations:

(Talking about his "really nice" neighbor)

Will: She goes to church. So she hands out treats a lot.

Me: Sooo.. if you go to church you hand out lots of treats?

Will: Well.. she does *shrugs*

(We were playing on the swing set, he was swinging on the chains, not on the swing chair)

Will: It's kind of hurting my crotch!

(Trying to convince Will to let us go get icecream)

Me: Will, let's go get icecream at Artic Circle

Will: I just want my icecream in the freezer. 

Me: Really?? You don't want to go get icecream somewhere.

Will: No.

10 seconds later..

Will: How long should I put my icecream in the microwave?

Me: 10 seconds.

5 Seconds later...

Will: Woah, I almost blew up the microwave, the spoon started to spark!

Me: WILL! You aren't supposed to microwave spoons!

Will: I didn't know that!

Me: How about we get icecream at Artic Circle? 

 

HAHAHA.. I got what I wanted :D

These probably aren't that funny, they probably have to be "be-there" kind of instances. But writing these out again (cause I wrote them down) just made me laugh.. so at least ONE person got a chuckle out of it.

Bridals/Groomals.

So. I was just going to wait to post these pics until AFTER the wedding...

But I just CAN'T.

I am in LOVE with them. and my Dress :)

So here are our Bridals and Groomals!!

Funnies.

I have a second job.

I've been doing it for about 5 weeks now.

I love it.

I watch 3 kids.

Isabelle (12), Caroline (10), and Will (6)

They are hilarious, probably the funniest kids ever.

Especially Will.

So I am going to start posting funny things they say or do,

because the things they do just make me laugh!
And I think we all need a little more laughter in our lives! 


1 week ago:
Will was still in school last week, so I had to pick him up before I left for work, I go into his class room and all the kindergarteners were whispering saying "Look, that is Will's mom." "She is pretty." "Will is so lucky." it was adorable. When we left the classroom I asked him if he realized all the kids think I am his mom and they think I am pretty, he just shrugged.


Today:
Will made up several songs, completely random. I am going to start writing them down and posting them on here when I hear him singing, cause seriously, they are HILARIOUS. I just need to remember notebooks when I go over there so I remembe EVERYTHING they do. haha.



More to come.

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		Time until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time) 50   days 1216   hours 72962   minutes 4377730   seconds Alternative version It is 50 days, 16 hours, 2 minutes, 10 seconds until Saturday, July 30, 2011 at 3:00:00 PM (Salt Lake City time) Can you believe it?!?! 50 More days!!

Address'?? No Thank You.

Colton and I have 300 invites to send out for the wedding!
300 is quite a lot. and it's quite a lot of addressing.
I've spent HOURS on my list of people and their addresses.
Colton, zero.
Which I don't blame him because it is tedious.
Annyywwayy I have been working hard to get the addresses together so we can send our invites ASAP.
I have to send emails, make phone calls, text, call people to call people to call people, you probably know how it is, just to get a stupid mailing address.
Sending electronic invites seems so good right now! haha.
But I will NEVER have to do this again, because this "book" that I am making will never be thrown away.. so I will always have people's address' and I will never have to do the tedious work of getting 300 address' :D


Yeah, No Fun.
I now have respect for all the people who have done this!

Whoops.

So hear this...

On Sunday Colton and I were in my car, getting on the freeway...

then all of a sudden my car makes the "bump bump bump" sound...

The sound of a FLAT tire!

We pull off onto the next exit, get out, and nope, no flat tire..

Colton continues looking at the tires.

and this is what he found IN my tire....

Why yes, that is a BOLT. ha.

Crazy thing is, the tire is still not flat.

However, I have not been driving it.

Colton and I have been taking turns driving his dad's HUGE white truck

and Colton's black Jetta..

I need a bunch of stuff done to my car so we can get new tires that will actually last.

So we are just waiting to get some more $$$.

Unfortunately, my money tree died.

Here's to figuring it out!