Funnies.

I watched Will this weekend.

He seriously is hilarious. Here are some of our conversations:

(Talking about his "really nice" neighbor)

Will: She goes to church. So she hands out treats a lot.

Me: Sooo.. if you go to church you hand out lots of treats?

Will: Well.. she does *shrugs*

(We were playing on the swing set, he was swinging on the chains, not on the swing chair)

Will: It's kind of hurting my crotch!

(Trying to convince Will to let us go get icecream)

Me: Will, let's go get icecream at Artic Circle

Will: I just want my icecream in the freezer. 

Me: Really?? You don't want to go get icecream somewhere.

Will: No.

10 seconds later..

Will: How long should I put my icecream in the microwave?

Me: 10 seconds.

5 Seconds later...

Will: Woah, I almost blew up the microwave, the spoon started to spark!

Me: WILL! You aren't supposed to microwave spoons!

Will: I didn't know that!

Me: How about we get icecream at Artic Circle? 

 

HAHAHA.. I got what I wanted :D

These probably aren't that funny, they probably have to be "be-there" kind of instances. But writing these out again (cause I wrote them down) just made me laugh.. so at least ONE person got a chuckle out of it.