What a Goofball.

...That is what I have been saying a lot this past week.

Will said some pretty funny things this week, here are a few that I remembered!

(Will has been really into teeth lately, he is about to lose one!)

Will: "When I was a baby, I had two teeth that looked like alligator teeth."

Will: We have these plants that when a butterfly lands on it, it traps it. But a few hours later it let's it go. It has to suck the pollen out.

(I think he has a few facts mixed up into one)

Will: "It was funny. On the highway the other day, I saw a kid not wearing his seatbelt. and he was sticking his head out the window and he was slobbering."

Me: "Wouldn't that be a dog?"

Will. "Nope. It was a human."

Will: "I had a snail for 20 years. and a ladybug for 1 year."

(P.S. He is 6)

Will: "I sang really loud to a plant at school and it grew 4 inches!"

Will: "So my dad sent me a present. This shirt!" *points to his new shirt*

Me: Why?

Will: "Because I am losing my tooth."

Me: ?

Will: "Yeah, it's cause it's my first top one."

(I never got new clothes for almost losing a tooth... MMMMOM!)

His sister was saying something while he was trying to talk so he told her this:

Will: "Zip it. Lock it. Put it in your pocket. and lock it."

He is a riot!